Roast Master General!
theTorched on Humor
Around and around we go!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him where he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps in to the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Dad: No son, I’m sorry we haven’t found anyone who wants you yet.
You can always tell when people up North get bored....