theTorched on Awkward

A story about choices

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him where he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps in to the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?

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American Student Gets Trapped in a Giant Vagina

Traveling through the birth canal isn't easy when you're 20 years old.

An American exchange student sparked an "extraordinary rescue mission" when his leg became trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.

The student told the fire department that it was a dare. Trying to be funny he tried to pose for an memorable photo and climbed into the artwork.

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Horrible High Fives

A solid high five requires skill, patience and supreme hand-eye coordination from both parties involved.

Every single day, at least 80% of high-fivers worldwide are receiving half-assed, awkward or completely missed high fives. These poor celebrators are left hanging all by their embarrassed lonesome, with no one to five — high or low.

If you or anyone you know has fallen victim to an atrocious high five, send them our way for additional mocking.

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