Must be true, but does anyone care?
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A solid high five requires skill, patience and supreme hand-eye coordination from both parties involved.
Every single day, at least 80% of high-fivers worldwide are receiving half-assed, awkward or completely missed high fives. These poor celebrators are left hanging all by their embarrassed lonesome, with no one to five — high or low.
If you or anyone you know has fallen victim to an atrocious high five, send them our way for additional mocking.
Loves his dog or too much free time?
Imagine a world where your dog could play fetch by himself. It's not the future; it's this lucky dog's reality.
Instead of playing the usual game of fetch (when you get tired after 10 minutes), someone removed the human element from the game completely. This device allows his happy puppy to play fetch for as long as he desires.
Poor girl - she seems so sweet.
It's a good thing that she's attractive and can sing.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.